I am an audiobook fan. I get to listen to TONS of books while at work and I am an avid reader/listener. There are so many good books out there! (Hey Heidi, when is Miss Delacourt going to come out on audio???) While I was listening to a book earlier this week one of the characters was talking about a tattoo that he had.
So, here is where we get into my little secret. I have tried so hard not to like tattoos. For the most part I think they are really trashy and gross. BUT- I dated this guy when I was in college. He had the sexiest dragon crawling out of his skin on his shoulder. He designed it himself. I love a good bad-boy!
Don't get me wrong. I love that Hubby is sweet and a wonderful dad and he loves me. I know that. I just was pondering on the fact that if I could do a little maintenance on him one of the things I would do is get him a sexy leather jacket, a tasteful sexy tattoo... and here is the biggest secret of all- I'd get him a monster motorcycle. Shhhh! Don't say that so loud. Someone might hear you/me.
Being a mom, I would NEVER want my kids to actually see the tattoo- that would just be for me. I worry about him riding the motorcycle, something might happen to him. But, this is a dream that I live vicariously through the MANY books that I read.
I know my bishop reads my blog, so I might be having a meeting with him on Sunday about the inappropriate content and my secret wants/desires, but I have to be honest, it is worth it to just get this out there.
There are some limitations and requirements for me to actually like a tattoo. I hate colored tattoos! H.A.T.E. them! Just plain black ink will do, thank you very much. I don't like them on the ankle, calf, neck, head, hands, feet, etc. ONLY on the shoulder, shoulderblade or upper back. Even lower back is not quite as cool. I also don't like ones that cover the whole back. YUCK. Make it simple, clean lines and such.
Not bad. Simple... and on a muscular arm, YUMMY!
I actually asked Hubby if he would get a tattoo if I asked him to. He said N.O. Where is the love??? I'm gonna get back to my reading now.
Theme song- Tattoo by Jordin Sparks