Britin was in the bathroom, using the facilities. As I'm sitting at the computer I hear Bits call to me, "MOM, GIMME TOILET PAPER!" I thought that the toilet paper was gone and she needed a new roll. Nope, not so much. She just wanted me to get the TP for her. I got her some and smelled the stinky- EW! So, I thought I'd sing yesterday's theme song to her, thinking she would like it since she is my little singer. Nope, not so much.
Mommy: (singing) "Stinky, I love you!"
Britin: "That's not funny!"
Mommy: "Yes, it is."
Britin: "No, Stinky, I love you isn't funny!"
What makes this even more funny is that shortly after I had to change MMIT's diaper. Double EW! Totally nasty, and it was the second one in under an hour. So, thinking once again that I was clever I sang to MMIT.
Mommy: (singing) "Stinky, I love you."
Britin: (singing) "Stinky, I love you."
Mommy: (thinking) "Why is it okay now? Oh, because it isn't her."
And now, as I am typing this story she is going around house singing, "Stinky, I love you."
So, in honor of the singing I am just going to keep the theme song the same as yesterday.
And to my kids, "Stinkies, I love you!"
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