It's funny how life enjoys biting me in the rear end just when I think I am on top of things. I had a list of my TO-DO things and was very confident that I might actually get to more than just one thing.
Jumped out of bed cuz I had had just about all I could stand of the dreams that were swirling around in my head all night. Then, I realized I had stuff to do, so what do I do? Get on the computer. Yup, that's right, I decided that I am overwhelmed by my TO-DO list and so I ignore it, at least for the time being.
Finally, I decided that I probably should shower and get going on things so I take off my glasses to get in the shower. You all know where this is headed, I am sure. So, next time I see my little MMIT, what do I notice in her hands? My glasses, or at least something that looks like my glasses only contorted. I ran to the eye doctor so that I could have my glasses fixed. I couldn't see close enough/well enough to tell if they were fixable. Why would they be fixable? Why would MMIT only do a half job? She did the full-on LET'S-TWIST-THIS-SO-BAD-SO-MOMMY-HAS-TO-GET-NEW-GLASSES-BUT-FOR-THE-TIME-BEING-SHE-HAS-TO-TAPE-THEM-SO-SHE-CAN-SEE kind-of job. Oh ya. Now I look totally sexy!
HA, fooled ya. Nope, that's not me. I can't even pull this off. I don't have a week's worth of sexy stubble and the rugged look to detract from the tacky taped glasses.
Now I have to tell you the story as to why this is just life (and the family curse) biting me in the behind. Last week I took my elderly neighbor to the eye doctor to pick up her glasses. She has been going around with taped glasses for the last couple of months. When I took her to pick up her glasses I thought to myself- Gee, I'm super-glad that isn't me. Well, now it's ME! Great. I know you are all jealous. I get to look like the uber-geek of the century while you all just get to look like plain-ole-yous. (Did that even make sense?)I keep having other ideas to write about. I was going to tell you about the super-awesome burn I got the other day from going to the park with the "Housewives of AF" and silly me wore 3/4 sleeves. Hahaha! Check out this picture...
But that isn't quite as good as the glasses story. Plus, I had to tell the glasses story so I could save it for my posterity.Well, now here I sit, eating a whole bag of Lindt's Chocolate Truffle Balls, wallowing in my geekiness and hoping that the new frames will be sent overnight (which I know they won't). I am going to have to, er, I mean get to enjoy my geekolaness for a whole week, maybe more. If you don't want to be seen with me I totally don't blame you. I don't want to be seen with me, but that is kind of hard to do. Maybe I can hope for an out-of-body week.
Theme song- White and Nerdy by Weird Al. Good times. Thanks Melinda for the suggestion. I bow to the master of songs.